resolutions oh no not me

Well Christmas is over and the New Year is here,thank goodness. I am on of these women who do NOT make resolutions,why because I think as soon as you make a to do list you do everything you can do to avoid it. I don't even really celebrate New Years Eve, why you might ask,well for most of my life 25 years I was married with four beautiful daughters Eve in an odd way. Say I decide I am going to go out on New Years Eve just to have fun and party,without even a thought about men. First I have to reserve a venue,hmmm thats between $100.00 and 300 bucks and up. Ok I got the reservation,now I need an outfit for the event,and it has to be something that represents the New Year,no Army and Navy for this outfit,oh no no no. Ok now I have the outfit and the venue and I am on my way,by cab,don't foget the big tip for the cabbie,and if you can book him to come back and get you.
Now,I am at the venue,enjoying the music,looking fine,maybe having a cooler,or two but,what do I see my goodness everyone in here is between 25 and 35 . Ok I am not at that venue I am at the venue for people in their 50's,the music is good, the drinks are good, but am I dancing,no,why because every single man there is either with a woman or has four single ladies hanging off of him. Why,you may ask,because unfortunately us ladies,outlive our counterparts.
Ive decided nope resolutions don't work and dance events are not how I am going to meet someone,ok I have a plan,I know I will go to one of those dating things where you meet a bunch of differant men in an hour. Iam here at the event,excited to get started but look the coordinator is heading over to me and says "excuse me Ma'am is your son or daughter here?" I'm telling you, a woman just can't win,lol.
Today I was eading an article about how men in their 50' and 60' are with women in their 20' and 30',apparently they go through some kind of middle aged man thing and buy a really hot car,get a make over and the women just love them. I am so one for role reversal,hmmm.BMW or JAG????